person below, finish my sentence!

Here's a fun game I got from nintendopeeps. Try and make it humorous!
Starting off with and example.

Example:
ConMan: If I was a chicken I would___________
TanMan: Eat garlic bread! If I could fly, I would_______
J4RED: Start a fast food restraunt! Safeway is the best_____________
ConMan: Music store! I hate home depot because__________________
J4RED: It's too tastey!


And so on. Do you get it? They don't have to make sense, and they should be funny I'll start off.

If aliens and pirates start breaking down my house, I will_______________